If you know me well you know that my first choice would be to opt out of receiving birthday gifts, whereas my second choice would be to receive something practical. My last choice would be sequins.
This year, a friend named Innes Isom (his name isn’t relevant, but it is interesting) gifted to me one big, useless sequin in the form of a large Zulia bottle.
It’s lovely really and I’m currently looking for ways to make it more practical.
Perhaps as a prop for a video that make me look like a miniature person?
Perhaps a fish tank? A lamp? A container for soon-to-be-worthless Bolivar coins? A really deep note for a bottle blowing music ensemble? Buy a bunch more, fill them with beer and throw a unique twist on an Edward 40-Hands party?
Sky’s the limit on this one, folks.