A Priceless Haircut
According to Wolfram Alpha two bits is $0.25. The two-bit shave and a haircut is certainly a thing of the past. However, the current and rapid inflation of the parallel rate might take us back there in the near future.
Regardless of price, one element of the haircut is priceless: whale sperm.
Esperma de Ballena. The application of this whale sperm creme comes after the shampooing. It’s white, it’s smooth, it’s like some people I know.
At home I’m on the baking soda and apple cider vinegar hair care routine, but every three Saturdays, when the barber lady says, “Te gustarÃa la crema?” all I can do is smile and nod my head gently.
Fino Cambur 